Saturday, May 28, 2005

Thanks to the Sexual Revolution

Ads like this* (story via the WashPo) make me feel like a liberated woman. I mean, not only do we get to grab men's attention by being almost naked and performing lewd dances, but we do it all in the service of bringing them two other things they love: cars and food. And we don't even say a word, because we all know that men like their scantily-clad women to shut up and be "empty vessels." Now if only that darn Catholic Church will stop being so oppressive of women, more of us will be able to be sex objects for men to sell them food.

*Not-so-chaste picture included.